She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What drink are we having for lunch?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
soo... how was my night?
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