im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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