I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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