no. you can't hotbox the world.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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