i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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