dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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