I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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