we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize