By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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