Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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