whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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