I puked a lego.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it glows. i had to have it.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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