what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
