i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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