Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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