I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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