I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
