Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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