Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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