This house was built for laser tag.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
not ubering you a puppy
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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