The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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