Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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