I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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