I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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