"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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