I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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