i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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