sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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