got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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