I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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