It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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