I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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