Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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