Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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