Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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