Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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