Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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