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I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
40s are totally the cure
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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