Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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