Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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