No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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