Having a random hookup so left but love u
he wants to bone in the snuggie
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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