I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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