just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize
