She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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