He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just pee around me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
