you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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