Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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