I love black thongs
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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