Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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