at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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