David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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