i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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