"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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