I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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