big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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