I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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